Nominations for the competition for the most humorous. Nominations for real men

Nominations were needed for the presentation of gifts. Voting was launched in advance, but during the voting the nominations were called “the most experienced”, “the most hardworking”, etc. I selected the description for the people, maybe it will be useful to someone))) In the nomination “Dear Mother” there was a man, “New of the Season” was a girl who recently joined the company, for the rest, everything seems to be clear from the description)))

1. This man doesn't need advertising. He is worth looking up to. She works calmly next to us, and if you think that something can still scare her, you are deeply mistaken. The winner in the “Grated Kalach” category is

2. He recently joined the company, but rest assured, he will still prove himself, because he is the youngest employee of the company. How many more ideas are hidden in this bright head? The winner in the Kinder Surprise nomination is

3. This person has a unique ability to lift your spirits. How else to explain the loud laughter periodically coming from room 302? But be careful with the dosage. "Antidepressant"the winner in this category is

4. If you see that she is not talking to the user on the phone, rest assured that this moment she writes to him. She easily bends around sharp corners, and she is not short of hard work.The winner in the “Bee” category is

5. Across the seas, across the waves, today here, tomorrow there... Almost unanimously, this employee was considered the most busy with work. Apparently his colleagues are already bored and are waiting for him to return to us. So, the winner in the “Squirrel in a Wheel” nomination is

6. He will not allow himself to be confused, he is always on the alert, he is reliable and strong in everything. "Die Hard" wins in this category

7. And he is always intelligent, competent in his work, successful, kind, wise. The employee is generally wonderful. Wins in the “Eighth Wonder of the World” category

8. A solid attitude to work, an excellent serious approach to each task and the ability to solve tricky issues. All this is about one of our most experienced colleagues.Wins in the “Prototype” category

9. With a magical wave of this man’s hand, any office equipment will “clog” into operation. . His extraordinary view of computer life and off-grid energy flow helped this man become the winner in the “Chief of Gizmos” category. Congratulations

10. You have turned to him more than once for practical advice. And, what is most interesting, -
always got it! For his steadfastness and sensitivity to the endless raids on his office, he wins in the “Dear Mother” nomination

11. It's not easy being a boss -
Milk would be harmful to him,
But it's not harmful, thank God,
There must be many like him! Wins in the “Our Treasure” nomination

12. The most mysterious employee in the team - no one knows what she is so drawn to work, how she knows everything and why there is such zeal for labor process. Wins in the Mona Lisa category

13. “He only dreams of peace” This is definitely about him. About the one who is called the ringleader and the “engine” of the company. Time does not exist for him; he is the one who spends days and days tirelessly working on an urgent project. This is a sparkle in the eyes and a sea of ​​energy. Winner in the category “perpetual motion machine”

14. This is our smart girl, erudite and intellectual. If you don't understand what it's about, you simply haven't read a couple dozen more books. Wins in the Uma Chamber nomination

15. This person has the ability to give others not only warmth, but also great mood all day! She brings salvation in any situation along with a cup of hot chocolate. Wins in the “Superwoman” category

16. She perfectly knows how to transform from a cheerful girl into an understanding and sympathetic client SAP -consultant. This is a fountain of emotions and just try to tell her “I don’t believe it!”Wins in the category “Artist of Large and Small Stages”

17. When this employee was invited to work, they clearly planned to save on electricity. After all, her smile can illuminate even the darkest rooms. victory in the “Company Smile” nomination is awarded to

18. This man is certainly of interest, because we know so little about him. Wins in the “New of the Season” category

19. He is serious and practical
And he’s energetic too!
Everything will be fixed, rest assured...
This shot is very valuable!

Wins in the “Jack of all trades” category

20. Not all is gold that lies poorly, but all is gold who works well! Wins in the “Valuable Element” category

21. He came up with everything himself, thought through everything himself, did everything himself, checked everything himself, received it and controlled it. Wins in the “Bright Head” nomination

22. Our most sincere employee. She always tries to get to the heart of the matter, understand and help. Wisdom, kindness and understanding are her qualities! Wins in the “Dear Friend” category

23. This is the calmest voice of the company, communication with him introduces you to
a state of peace and what’s more, he can always help if something goes wrong. Wins in the “Lifesaver” category

24. This guy is wonderful
Successful, modest, wise,
Smiling, sociable!
Dizzy!

Wins in the "Ladies' Man" category

Comic nominations for loved ones are nominations for relatives, friends, children, guests, colleagues, former and current classmates, etc.

That is, you can address them to anyone, provided that you know these people well enough (again - colleagues, employees, friends, family members of any age, other people important to your soul).

This is, perhaps, the only condition that must be met in order for the nominations to hit the right (good) point and NOT accidentally put pressure on the forbidden (sick) point.

Below I publish my nominations for the big friendly family from three generations. They will not be able to suit you entirely, since they are written individually for each of the 12 people. But you will learn something useful from them, especially if you first write for yourself short characteristics and bright events in the lives of those people whom you are going to nominate.

Or, perhaps, the most useful thing for you will be exactly what I will write about towards the end, under the list of nominations.

Nominations for awarding family and friends,

that is, close people

Always say them slowly, expressively, take pauses, keep the intrigue - so that those present have time to understand what was said and guess the nominee.

(Ellipses are names)

Before nominating, make a short introduction:

- Our dear and beloved soul mates!

Today we are organizing a comic nomination, remembering that every joke is only part of a joke.

Everyone will receive nominations. However, for greater interest, we mixed the nominees without any system, so listen carefully, guess and applaud! Go)

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“Unrecognized talent” - this nomination is awarded to a person who does not give in to difficulties and finds a creative solution where there seems to be no solution at all. For example, he can braid long braid If you have short hair, you just need to put tights on your head and braid them. At 3.5 years old, he mastered makeup by watching his mother, and his paintings are already called cave paintings. But that’s it for now. Let's see what you say about this artist, stylist and designer in 15 years. And this man, or rather, still a little man, is our...

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The next category is “It’s not just ships that set sail.” Because, as it turned out, in fact, not only ships go sailing, but also young girls of model appearance. They will help their mother and sister, run to school, and then go swimming – synchronized. Together with the team they also receive prizes for this. And how do you have enough energy for everything? Yes, there are no options here: the nomination “It’s not just ships that set sail” is for our...

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The “Man at Work” nomination will go, as you understand, not just to a person, but, let’s say, to a man we know. And this man is, indeed, almost always at work. Among other things, he manages to love his grandchildren, go to his security job, and stock the refrigerator with the fruits of his labor. And what do you think these summer fruits are called? Apricot, pear, strawberry? Nothing like this! They are called pike perch, perch, carp. And this man is called our father and grandfather...

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The next one is “Cooking happiness according to a recipe,” and this recipe is simple, and therefore ingenious: love your neighbors, and the smaller they are, the more you love. And this love will return a hundredfold. You can also take someone close to you and go on a trip with them. For now - not to the foreign one, for now - to the near future. But this is for now, but the nominee now knows what to strive for. And the name of this nominee is our mother and grandmother...

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With the nomination for this man, we were at a crossroads: on the one hand, I want to give him the nomination “A Farewell to Arms” - but he loves him obscenely. On the other hand, the nomination “Real Colonel” is directly requested - in the literal sense, and not in what you might think. He serves as a colonel and disappears at work for days at a time - in general, the entire military gentleman's set. So we nominate our... for both of these nominations with the hope that, at least upon retirement, our brave colonel will say - Farewell to arms! - and pick up something lighter, for example, a fishing rod.

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“Train to Penang Island” - this nomination is for grandfather..., our desperate professor-traveler, who decided to go on a business trip to Malaysia at the age of 66. Yes, we are aware that Penang is an island and there are no direct trains there. Therefore, the nomination is as non-standard as the journey itself. Grandfather will tell us what goes there instead of trains a little later.

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“Show me a hero” - this nomination is awarded to a person whose life lately has been one of continuous exploits. Either he heroically scoops up water with plates all night long, saving his family and neighbors from the flood, or he becomes one of the designers of a new apartment. The recent feat was the most heroic - to take the family to the Greek island of Rhodes, but only a real hero can do it on his birthday. And this hero, who is also a lover of the Aegean Sea, is our...

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This peaceful and kind yoga lover directly influences the country's defense capability, knows how to defeat mold and negotiate with anyone - including with incompetent leadership kindergarten. Yes, it is... and she gets the "I Don't Know How She Does It" nomination. But she does, and that’s a fact.

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“A winner never gives up” is very true for the person who is honored with it today. Because our Winner not only does not give up, but also after defeating the illness, he goes to his grandchildren, takes one of them to the garden and even manages to preen himself so that all the spectators who came to the concert, from the unimaginable beauty of our Winner, fell into the piles themselves. were packing. In general, you guessed it - this is all about our grandmother... Good health to her and to all of us!

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The nomination “Life next to the refrigerator door, or the Iron Lady” goes to... who? Yes, ours...! Because, while on vacation to take care of the baby, only a Lady with iron willpower can stay near the refrigerator for months and at the same time follow a diet, and even try to feed her family with healthy and wholesome food.

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The nomination “Small Copy, or Funny Lady” is awarded to... - the smallest lady among those present, who received this nomination for her great resemblance to her mother. Life will tell whether... she will continue to be her mother’s copy. And now it’s enough that this funny young lady gives joy and inspiration to her loved ones.

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Our next nominee is widely known in his narrow circles, but he brings a cultural shock to people who are not stupid, but are not initiated into the topic. When they hear about the 2nd level of the Robot League, and then about the 15 programmed Lego models, they only have 2 questions. First - what, Lego models are also programmed? Second - how old is this genius, probably, will he retire soon? We answer - a genius studies in the 2nd grade and considers himself an ordinary, intelligent child. His name is ..., and his current nomination is “The Incredible Mister Lego.”

Bow, applause))

About nominations and nominations

My friends, this is what I want to say - nominations make a splash, so get your loved ones nominated.

I see this every time I write them. And every time I smile at the Customer’s reaction, realizing that I have never gotten used to this incredible energy that a well-spoken word gives birth to.

There was once a moment at first when I was even slightly upset - the big script was received very well, but with quiet joy, and, which was just an appendix to the script, simply caused a storm of unbridled positivity.

I thought about this and came to a perhaps banal conclusion: people care about nominations because it is a story about them, about their life, events, character, desires. And they are pleased and interested in seeing themselves from the outside, through the eyes of other people, to make sure that they are well and correctly understood.

It is impossible to embrace the immensity; you cannot put a person’s entire life into 5 lines – but we don’t need to. Take, for example, only the bright events of the current year, refract them through the prism of humor and reward your loved ones with comic nominations. And a year later - different. It seems to me that nominations are the only entertainment that never gets boring.

With the desire to do it with love or not to do it at all,

Your Evelina Shesternenko.

Therefore, it is better not to make a candidate a person who has trouble with humor. For example, if your boss has no prejudices, you can award him this bonus. At the same time, the presentation of the prize can be accompanied by a certain text in the style: “Our director will always find his own approach to everyone: he will bring the arrogant ones back to earth, bring some sense to the dull, guide the heads of departments to the right path, etc.” As a reward, he can be given a statuette reminiscent of an Oscar award. “King of Social Networks” Such nominations for corporate events are comic, so the name of the nomination should be carefully thought out. “Speaking” names that do not need explanation are welcome. Thus, the nomination “King of Social Networks” may be a subtle hint at some employees who are only imitating a stormy labor activity, and they themselves just “sit” on VKontakte, Odnoklassniki and others.

Comic nominations for corporate honoring.

The award ceremony, as a rule, fits into some theme of the corporate event, being a cheerful and positive end to the official part entertainment program. I looked on the Internet about humanity’s experience in the matter comic nominations for an award ceremony at a corporate party and realized that everything was somehow disjointed and unsystematic. Because of this, it is difficult for you and me to take advantage of these achievements.

I’ll try to correct and somehow title the main directions of cheerful employee encouragement. More... For a fun awards show, don't forget to have a photographer at the stage and ask each employee to pose for the camera for a couple of seconds. The pictures turn out to be memorable, because on such a day they come with a beautiful hairstyle and the best outfit.

Accessories for nominees One day we set up a table with carnival glasses next to the stage and managed to give out an accessory to everyone who went up to collect their award. It was very impressive.

Comic nominations for employees for corporate events in poetry and prose

If you want to single out this particular employee from the crowd, make humorous nominations for rewarding employees in such a way as not to offend him, and everyone present at the corporate party can guess who he is. we're talking about. “The biggest partisan of the month” In a large team there are also people from whom, as they say, every word needs to be pulled out with pincers. They are usually laconic, but in most cases they are hardworking. Almost all representatives of the “silent people” behave like hermits.

They hardly communicate with anyone and prefer loneliness to noisy company. Comic nominations for rewarding employees: “Genius of the Year” All employees who have distinguished themselves in the workplace can take part in this category.

Madame life

Today it is not difficult to find many ready-made souvenirs with funny inscriptions that can become the basis of a nomination. In this case, of course, you don’t have to come up with them yourself - just give your employees a T-shirt, mug, magnet or notepad. The same applies to printing products. You can find certificates where it will already be written “Simply to the Goddess”, “Master “Golden Hands”, “Bright Head”, and even “Certificate given... that he is Simply Talent”.

One of the members of the Queen group, Roger Taylor, once remarked that in our world nothing goes without a reward - especially if a person tries. The reward for the manager for a properly thought-out festive corporate evening will be an increase in the efficiency and loyalty of employees, as well as an increase in the image and level of the enterprise itself.

Comic and funny nominations for rewarding employees at corporate events

For example, reward a middle manager who solved a 5th grade problem for the child of a chief engineer; for quickly and effectively finding a solution when working with a printer that has jammed paper and so on. “IT maniac of the month” This nomination is open to all employees who cannot imagine their lives without computers and other information technologies. They are usually said to be “gadget freaks.” Let us remind you that all nominations for corporate events are comic.
Jokes should not be confused with sarcasm or black humor. Remember that your nominees should not be offended or subject to ridicule or snide remarks. Therefore, be very careful when selecting names for nominations.
Use tools such as medals and certificates with humorous content. In addition, all participants and winners can be called onto the stage, taking funny photos with them.

Awards at a corporate party - comic nominations and more...

Here's an idea: ask your employees to bring their favorite dish to the table. You could even hold a competition for the best recipe in your office and reward the winner.

• To stimulate the spirit of competition, you can announce a photography competition in advance. The employee who takes the funniest photo of office life on his phone will also be awarded at the party in the “Best Paparazzi” category.
• You need to worry in advance about prizes, awards, funny certificates and nominations for employees and participants of your corporate event.
• To have fun, organize interactive games, solve charades or organize a tournament.

Comic nominations for men. comic nominations for corporate events

Nominations are selected in accordance with Hollywood (all positions are very cleverly deciphered on this website - http://www.classiks.ru/classiks/scenario/corporate/comic.html):

• Main director
• Screenwriter
• Production designer
• Best Actor
• Best Actress
• Best Sound
• Costume designer

You can find actresses for a cameo role (often absent from the workplace), and supporting actors (inconspicuous rear workers). The main thing here is to provide the external attributes of a comic award ceremony - a red carpet, outfits, camera flashes, words of gratitude with tears in the eyes. Awards Option 1. Cheap and impressive Now there are a lot of original cups, certificates and medals on sale, which will be delivered in one box in one day.

Just choose the appropriate inscriptions.
The certificate must be:

• funny;
• such that you want to hang it on the wall (or above the desktop);
• related to the specifics of the work of an office or enterprise;
• unique (take the time to come up with words that will set each employee apart from the rest).

In addition to diplomas, you can present diplomas and certificates and even certificates; it all depends only on your imagination and the format of the award ceremony. If you won’t surprise anyone by presenting certificates, then presenting various certificates, permits and permits may surprise employees, especially when you present one or another employee with certificates such as “City Mayor”, “Killer” or permission to “Fly into space while intoxicated” " and so on.

Nominations for corporate events, comic in prose

Russian football from TV reports and their daily dubbing

• behind sweet words which she tells her computer when she boots up every morning
• for alternative coverage of traffic jams, of which special services, radio and the Internet are not aware
• for a gentle voice on the phone, after which the interlocutor cannot concentrate on performing official duties for a long time
• for good knowledge of the personal lives of employees
• for the ability to communicate on all known social networks
• for drinking a record number of cups of coffee in a workday
• for organizing a magnificent celebration of the “Day of Remembrance of the Transition to winter time» during lunch break
• for recognizing any problem as the end of the world, nomination - “Full Armageddon”

Oscar This is perhaps the most common type of award.

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For example, “Elena the Beautiful” is a title for the most attractive lady in the office, and the option “Marya the Artisan” is suitable for a woman who loves to make gifts with her own hands. Women should be rewarded with champagne and a delicious cake.

• Professional holidays. If the company consists of builders, and the day before this holiday is celebrated, you can play with the names of the awards.

The nomination “What should we build a house” will go to the architect, “I can see everything from above, you know that” - to the bosses, and “To drive it into paint” - to the painters. Accompany the award presentation with poems or songs. You can also use the audio systems and play themed tunes for the occasion of the banquet. Important! Don’t forget to say compliments and nice words when presenting prizes - this will significantly increase trust in the team.

You can add the word “Best...”. Or “The Most”, “Avid”, “Desperate”. Dry Gnawer, Coffee Lover, Chips Eater, Feng Shui Master, Goddess of Social Networks, Photo Monster, i-Maniac (Apple Product Admirer), Long Distance Runner (courier), Short Distance Runner (this is anyone with the task “take this piece of paper"), DJ (music is always with him - with or without headphones), Bird Talker (no comments...). We use phrases from songs and films Since last year, the nomination “Oh, God, what a man” appeared.

Don't forget about "Beauty Queen", "Accountant, My Dear Accountant". Award the nomination “Where are your 17 years old” carefully - maximum, to 18-year-olds. “Chocolate Bunny” (then let him finish singing), “And I want to fly”, “Let me go to the Himalayas” (for those who often ask), “A Poet’s Dream”, “I will command the parade!”, “Tsar, it’s nice meet you, king”, “I’m all so sudden”, etc.

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Nominations and nominees.

Comic nominations are always met with a bang and with genuine interest. Often they also need awards and medals - the nominees are real, not jokes)))!

Here I described how to quickly and easily make the medal itself. But a medal can be awarded not only for opening champagne well, but for almost anything, just set a goal. Although the nominations are comic, their announcement so enlivens the atmosphere and concentrates the attention of the entire company that the entire holiday can be built on only one nomination of competitions that were not even held.

Even the presentation of real awards is not always such a success.

To whom do we give it and for what reason?

- at a birthday or other holiday of one person (entry to school, university, work, retirement, setting a record, receiving Nobel Prize, the publication of the first article in a magazine, the appearance of a personal blog, a victory at a dog show, etc.) are awarded only to this person, the hero of the occasion;

- at a celebration of several people (a team’s victory in sports, in KVN, in some project, etc.) we present all these people with the same medals (or at least with the same inscriptions, and the pictures are close in meaning);

- February 23 and March 8 - to all women and all men, without exception (check a hundred times that you haven’t forgotten anyone. Just in case, make a couple of spare medals with a universal text (they will also be useful for unexpected guests). But! Here you need to make one shape and size, but with different inscriptions: the more individual, the more interesting. Everyone will be waiting, but what has been invented for them?

What are we writing?

Comic nominations for competitions and texts on medals.

By family connections:

- The most best mom(daughter, grandmother, aunt)

— The coolest dad (son, grandson, grandfather, child)

— Eldest beloved daughter, youngest beloved daughter (I recently wrote something similar to someone in the comments)

By profession:

— The most fashionable singer (doctor, stylist)

- My favorite teacher (artist, traffic police officer - or what is the traffic police called now?)

— The coolest athlete (banker, hacker)

(This doesn’t have to be literally, it’s even better if with a noticeable exaggeration: if you cut your neighbor’s hair, you’re already the best stylist, you managed to run to the bus, well, you’re a cool athlete)

By position:

— The most democratic boss, employee, accountant

- The most ungreedy chief accountant

— The most flexible executive employee

— The most economic caretaker

Important! And the boss, and the supply manager, and the chief accountant - they are always in the singular. But still write the word “most” - for humor and light irony, which I hope they will understand.

By action:

- I’m the best... handed the neighbor a chair (screwed in a light bulb, blew smoke rings, made reports)

— I’m the fastest... I can paint my lips (I find a mobile phone in my purse, wash dishes (or I wash dishes faster than a dishwasher))), count without a calculator)

The same, but for kids:

- I was the fastest... to eat the porridge (fell asleep during the day)

- I’m the best... tied my shoelaces (buttoned my jacket)

For schoolchildren I can’t figure it out yet: my daughter is a student, my nephews are kids)) I forgot a little school topics. But you understand the idea, you can come up with it yourself quickly, the main thing is to write it down right away. Here's a little for younger students:

— Miss curly curls

— Miss the most beautiful bows

— Our protection and support

— Our secret keeper

- The smartest (decisive, brave, unyielding, persistent, obstinate, reliable, honest)

- The most tender (wise, smart, correct, modest, elegant, fashionable, cheerful)

By hobbies and cute features:

— World-famous newspaper reading star

— World-class maestro in playing with nerves

— Our personal astrologer (for the horoscope lover)

— Fashionable thing (for a fashionable thing))

— Our best florist (who loves to tinker with bouquets)

— Our Sukhomlinsky (who likes to educate)

— Young Michurinets (for summer residents of any age)

— Bill Gates' student (to someone who is good - or thinks he is good - at computer programs)

— Our chocolate girl (the most obvious chocolate lover. That would be me by default))

— Almost Hitchcock (for a horror movie fan)

— The Snow Queen(to the prickly lady)

— The Iron Lady (whom you decide; usually at least one person, but it happens)

Comic nominations and their winners:

— Winner of the nomination “The Lady Checked in Luggage” (find and quote part of this poem by S. Marshak. This is for the lover of a bunch of bags, packages, string bags))

— Winner of the nomination “Someone came down from the hill” (who lives on a mountain, a hill, or loves hiking in the mountains or ski resorts)

— Winner of the nomination “You deceived me, you let me down” (from the Ukrainian song - You deceived me, you let me down - for constant liars))

— Winner of the nomination “On a small raft” (this is from the song by Y. Loza, for lovers of mountain rivers, if any)

— Winner of the nomination “I will ride my bike for a long time” (a very beautiful song of my youth. A gift from me to cycling lovers)

— Winner of the nomination “I’ll send him to…” (from Lolita’s song. For a lover of rude language of any gender)

— Winner of the nomination “Orientation – North” (from another Lolita song. A person at least somehow connected with the word “north”: lived, served, worked in the Far North. Or lives in the area of ​​the Northern bus station (there was once such a thing in Donetsk , and our student dormitory was nearby), or works at the Donetsk-Severny station, for example.

- Winner of the nomination “You're drunk like a pig” (You're drunk like a pig - Verka Serduchka, one of the New Year's musicals. This medal should NOT be awarded, but shown in advance and announced that it exists, and if at the end of the evening there is a candidate for it , then he will receive it publicly. But you hope that it won’t come to that)

For this block of nominations, it would be very good to collect these songs and play each one for 1 - 1.5 minutes while the person goes to get the medal and back. In general, short musical inserts (1 - 3 minutes) at homemade festivals are always very, very helpful: they smooth out rough edges and create pleasant musical breaks when you need to prepare the next competition or the next speaker.

Let me remind you: I described in detail how to make a medal in this article. If you don’t have room for both text and a picture on your medal, leave one, but read the text and nomination out loud anyway: after all, you’re having an award ceremony))

Another tip: when choosing texts and competition nominations for your company, immediately imagine who exactly it will suit. Only in this case will it be funny and fun. While I was composing and typing, I had fun myself, because I imagined everything that I wrote in relation to familiar personalities. If there is no suitable character, take something else, otherwise all my and your work will be wasted in space. And we need it to hook people here on earth))

With best wishes to bright nominations and nominees,

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The best diploma to cheer up your friends at graduation! + photo

My friend was graduating; he was graduating to become a lawyer! And I decided to please him with this original, humorous diploma from a cunning lawyer.

I bought it at the Bukvoed store for 105 rubles. The size of the diploma is 11x16 cm. Smaller in size than a real diploma. But it is convenient and compact. The main thing is that this is not just a diploma, a diploma with honors, it says “Awarded with honors,” so even if you didn’t study well at the university, at least here you can be an excellent student, and therefore a positive mood for your friend is guaranteed 100%.

This diploma has special lines where you can enter the name of the person to whom you want to solemnly present this diploma, and you can also independently rate your friend for comic subjects, such as: “For cunning and resourcefulness,” “For the ability to forget about money and prestige.” , and act according to conscience”, “For kindness and cheerfulness” and other similar nominations.

So I recommend such original and interesting souvenirs to everyone!

Nominations for comic awards at corporate events

The award ceremony, as a rule, fits into some theme of the corporate event, being a cheerful and positive conclusion to the official part of the entertainment program.

I looked on the Internet about humanity’s experience in the matter of comic nominations for awards at corporate events and realized that everything was somehow disjointed and unsystematic. Because of this, it is difficult for you and me to take advantage of these achievements.

I’ll try to correct and somehow title the main directions of cheerful employee encouragement.

For a fun awards ceremony, be sure to have a photographer stand at the stage and ask each employee to pose for the camera for a couple of seconds. The pictures turn out to be memorable, because on such a day they come with a beautiful hairstyle and the best outfit.

Accessories for nominees

It was very impressive. The glasses were left as a gift, of course. You can also use wigs, hats, funny ties, etc.

Ready-made sets can contain from 4 to 30 items; you can find them based on a holiday theme or simply “about a birthday.” The photographs always turn out spectacular, since guests behave more relaxed with their accessories. Apparently, it seems to them that they have somehow covered themselves up)).

Mister, Miss and Mrs...

Such nominations are suitable for the case when office employees simply dressed up and gathered at the festive table. The scenario is simple and entertaining, and the award ceremony is a way of presenting a memorable souvenir. What can we offer here?

Mr/Miss/Mrs:
Genius, Idea Generator. Sophistication, Grace, Soul of the party, Originality, Kindness, Sociability, Wisdom, Mystery, X, Positive, Smile, Curiosity, Visionary, Dreamer.

There are also nominations Optimiss and Optimister :-). And also Miss Compromise.

You can use your favorite phrases for nominations. It will be something like this: Mister“I’m busy”, “Call me back”, “It’s Monday again!”, “I overslept…”, “The horses are dying from work”, “I’ll go have a smoke”, “There’s such a traffic jam on Leningradka...”, “It’s hard to be a god”, “War is war, lunch is on schedule.”
Miss“Oh, I broke my nail again,” “Who has a chocolate bar,” “All men are theirs...”, “All women are like women, and I am a princess.”

Comic rewarding for employees - “New professions”

These nominations mention those professions that simply cannot exist in your team, but the employees have proven themselves to be just that (don’t forget to add that this is not just a Teacher, but a Teacher of the Year):

• Chief physician (he always has advice on treating any ailment and a full box of medicines)
• Makeup artist (she puts on makeup herself and does makeup for everyone else)
• Master of the tea ceremony (brews tea solely out of great respect for this drink)
• Firefighter or Rescuer of the Year (resolved consequences in difficult situations)
• Psychotherapist (they can write articles about a programmer who gently explains to each employee individually why the database is not working)
• The best cook or buffet specialist (every team must have one - he quickly ran to the supermarket and organized a banquet at the highest level)
• Super model (yes, the most beautiful! Yes, this is her only role in the team!)
• Taster of the Year (this person tastes candy and dry goods on everyone’s tables, accurately recognizes the smell of perfume and is a keen connoisseur of office smells)
• Nail artist (looks like she does this all day)
• Political commentator (well, the same one who, since the very morning, has been outraged by the election results, the situation in Syria, the situation of illegal immigrants and the offspring of the Pugacheva and Galkin couple)
• Privy Councilor (oh... scary man...)
• Traveler of the Year (for some reason, he has vacations VERY often... Or so it seems to everyone :-))
• Mafia of the Year (awarded to a group of employees for long meetings in the ladies' room, led by Legally Blonde)

I have no doubt that, looking at your colleagues, you will come up with something else...

Hobby nominations

Here you need to use the habits, gastronomic preferences and hobbies of each employee.

You can add the word “Best...”. Or “The Most”, “Avid”, “Desperate”.

Dry Gnawer, Coffee Lover, Chips Eater, Feng Shui Master, Goddess of Social Networks, Photo Monster, i-Maniac (Apple Product Admirer), Long Distance Runner (courier), Short Distance Runner (this is anyone with the task “take this piece of paper"), DJ (music is always with him - with or without headphones), Bird Talker (no comments...).

We use phrases from songs and films

Since last year, the nomination “Oh, God, what a man” appeared. Don't forget about "Beauty Queen", "Accountant, My Dear Accountant". Award the nomination “Where are your 17 years old” carefully - maximum, to 18-year-olds. “Chocolate Bunny” (then let him finish singing), “And I want to fly”, “Let me go to the Himalayas” (for those who often ask), “A Poet’s Dream”, “I will command the parade!”, “Tsar, it’s nice meet you, king”, “I’m all so sudden”, etc. The point, I think, is clear, then we look for the names of the songs (it’s easier for me to do this in karaoke catalogs) and award them.

Smart guys and smart girls

Here we have Discovery of the Year (sometimes young people are called “Kinder Surprise”, Breakthrough of the Year and Simply Genius (the latter nomination is awarded for successfully solving 6th grade math problems for the son of the head of the department or solving crossword puzzles).

Presentation of certificates

It’s difficult for me to give universal reasons for awarding your employees with comic certificates; the specifics of office work are very important here, but the approximate direction is this:

• for successfully selecting the color of nail polish to match the office interior
• for a clear understanding of the task the third time
• for a creative approach to a printer with a paper jam
• for his very attentive attention to detail... the secretary's clothes
• for understanding from the lips the words of the coach of the Russian national football team from television reports and voicing them daily
• for the kind words she says to her computer when she boots up every morning
• for alternative coverage of traffic jams, of which special services, radio and the Internet are not aware
• for a gentle voice on the phone, after which the interlocutor cannot concentrate on performing official duties for a long time
• for good knowledge of the personal lives of employees
• for the ability to communicate on all known social networks
• for drinking a record number of cups of coffee in a workday
• for organizing a magnificent celebration of “Daylight Saving Time Remembrance Day” at lunchtime
• for recognizing any problem as the end of the world, nomination - “Full Armageddon”

This is perhaps the most common type of award. Nominations are selected in accordance with Hollywood (all positions are very cleverly deciphered on this website - http://www.classiks.ru/classiks/scenario/corporate/comic.html):

• Main director
• Screenwriter
• Production designer
• Best Actor
• Best Actress
• Best Sound
• Costume designer

You can find actresses for a cameo role (often absent from the workplace), and supporting actors (inconspicuous rear workers).

The main thing here is to provide the external attributes of a comic award ceremony - a red carpet, outfits, camera flashes, words of gratitude with tears in the eyes.

Option 1. Cheap and effective

Now there are a lot of original cups, certificates and medals on sale, which will be delivered in one box in one day. Just choose the appropriate inscriptions.

Option 2. Personalized gifts with custom engraving

These nominations are humorous, but everyone wants to receive the most significant awards :-). Personalized gifts are, of course, best suited.

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Comic nominations for corporate events!

Good day! The time for New Year's corporate parties will begin soon. I would like to make comic nominations for employees, but things don’t go beyond 5 nominations... there is “The Most Corrupt Manager”, “Miss Prudence” - for the chief accountant, “Kinder Surprise” - for the youngest recently arrived employee, “You called ..” - for the secretary, “New thing of the year” for one employee. and that's it...stupor. Maybe you have had similar things, please share your ideas.

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I was Miss Internet, Miss Telephone conversation))) I sat on the Internet and chatted on the phone a lot))

music company, managers, salesmen, logisticians, engineers

Oh, I also won the Kinder Surprise category 9 years ago! We also had nominations such as “Money for a barrel” for the cashier, “Elder” - an employee who has been working for a long time.

And we (the security company) once awarded an Oscar - we took films/cartoons and gave them to people for the best roles, for example, one friend who often went on night inspections was given an Oscar for the best actor in the film “Batman”, etc.

maybe Mr. “Butt Licker” or “Owl” - in the sense of sleeping until lunch and then showing up at work or for the salesman “He Sold an Elephant” or “Women’s Logic” for logisticians. Sorry if I wrote nonsense.

So you write what kind of company it is, what it does, what professions are present.

The topic is related to the Railway. In honor holiday August 1 Comic competition among men

Yozhygtak you write what kind of company it is, what it does, what professions are present.

Car conductors, KTK control. transport. committee. SES, PROSECUTOR'S OFFICE

So you write what kind of company it is, what it does, what professions are present.

City administration, material department! They are engaged in writing off goods, all sorts of transfer acts, counting material assets assigned to us, and everything like that.

Oh my God, last year's topic just came up!

I held NOMINATIONS at a corporate party... everyone laughed a lot! The director especially liked it! And here is the text itself!!
“I would like to highlight some employees in the past year, but on what merit? This is what you will find out now!
______________?Thought at the speed of sound?: NAME
This is our fastest and most successful employee. You have turned to her more than once for practical advice. And, what’s most interesting, they received it!

Oh, what a woman, what a woman?? And who was the muse for writing this hit? Miss Femininity and Charm! Of course, NAME
________________Shop "Gardener".
— Do you have shovels?
- No.
- And the buckets?
- No!
- Nails?!
- No.
- A rake?!
- No.
- Why are you sitting here?!
- Because there are NO locks!
It was impossible to name the nomination _ Most Laughing Employee, therefore Most Fun Employee NAME
___________ Our most? Soulful employee?. She always tries to get to the heart of the matter, understand and help. Wisdom, kindness and understanding? her qualities! And it's all about the NAME

A mnemonic rule for determining the direction of the angular velocity vector, which characterizes the speed of rotation of a body, as well as the vector of magnetic induction B, or for determining the direction of the induced current? What is this rule? Nomination? Gimlet rule? She really loves to delve into a specific topic, for example, she can easily talk for 2 hours in a row about the vibration frequency of long-wave infrared rays. And NAME wins

This person is very attentive and will not miss anything, especially on the 8th and 23rd of the month! In the nomination?Eagle Eye? NAME wins
And finally, the hottest nominations! Winner of the Report of the Year award, “Miss Prudence” - our Chief Accountant NAME
____________ “Dad beat me twice today,” the son complains to his mother.
- For what?
— The first time was when I showed the report card with two marks, and the second time when he saw that it was his old report card.
But this is not about our “Apple”, he has no problems with this and he shows his report card to his mother not with grades at all, but with a sales schedule for the Promotion. In the nomination?An apple from an apple tree? awarded NAME
____________Nominated? Surprise of the year? wins?Who do you think? The most unpredictable of all those here. NAME! Thank you for the surprise, you made us very happy with your arrival!
____________ And the most important nomination? The head of everything?! Unanimously and indisputably, the NAME wins! It is known that the boss is always right; mistakes are human. NAME? a real chef!
4. On the eve of the New?.
Let love grow hot
Let the character harden,
A song is sung from the heart,
Life will become more interesting.
Don't let trouble into your home
Happy New Year!
And an afterword: If it’s already the 22nd on the calendar, but the festive mood has not yet arrived? create it yourself! For example, make pomanders? take an orange, pierce it with dried cloves (at least 10 branches). New Year's fragrance will fill your home and your mood will improve!!
HAPPY HOLIDAY!

Comic nominations for lawyers

Please help me come up with nominations for the corporate NG, I have 70 hours, everyone needs to be nominated somehow, I have 40 and my imagination has run out (I would be grateful for any ideas. There are storekeepers, IT, a technical director, 3 secretaries, a director left Training center, several managers (sales people),. Fun nominations for rewarding employees, of course, in this case everyone is awarded. Smolenskaya 2414 comic nominations for a lawyer. And an incoming call and legal advice.

Thanks for the tip :))) Similar nominations to the previous ones are boring and the same thing, only from a different angle. Newbie hunting. We have a large organization, a staff of 200 people, but as a rule, office employees “attend” corporate events (supply, administrative staff, accounting, heads of departments, dispatchers. I would like nominations not by department, but general ones (for example, last year we had 'Mr., who puts everything into perspective; 'For the most active fraying of nerves, he is awarded.' That's something like that.

One of the most successful and popular options is to present various comic medals, award funny nominations, or distribute Oscar statuettes for certain ‘achievements’. Such a presentation, if well presented and designed, can become the main gift for the holiday, which is given right at the workplace or will be an addition to standard corporate gifts to simply lift colleagues into a festive mood. At the same time, medals can be ordered from designers, made in Photoshop or bought in holiday stores, the main thing in them is not this, but how the ceremony itself is played out and how accurately the awarded ceremonies coincide with the achievements or personal qualities of the nominee. We offer a collection of seven ideas for comic nominations, orders and medals for February 23, held in different teams (thanks to the authors). Perhaps these options will form the basis of your congratulations or help you understand how best to organize it: 1.

‘Distributing Oscars’ in a small group. (for this congratulation, nominations to colleagues (which one) must be determined in advance, and at the ceremony itself the names must be announced, the summary for each nomination solemnly read and the statuettes presented to everyone) An Oscar in the “Charming Smile” category is awarded. You are all great optimists, merry fellows and humorists. Let humor decorate your life and turn problems into jokes! It’s not for nothing that you excelled in sports, you learned to go to victory!

Let hardening help you and increase your personal success! They receive an Oscar in the Workaholics category. It is known that patience and work will grind out all complex problems! We wish you to work just as hard and achieve a lot in life! According to our ladies, the Oscar “Hero of Our Time” was deserved.

It’s probably not for nothing that you were given such a fountain of energy! Although you can’t sit still, But it will come in handy in life! It is always useful, without a doubt, to have a position and opinion! You are extraordinary in everything, so may an upswing await you in life! The “Oscar” in the category “Crazy Hands” is awarded to the employee who, with a magical wave of his hand, will “clog” any office equipment in his work.

You have been given ‘golden hands’, and this is a plus in any science, both in your personal life and in your work! In short, you won't be lost! “Oscar” in the “Technical Vitality” category is worthy. You and the equipment are on friendly terms with us, so let your dreams come true! It’s not for nothing that you are an example to everyone, As a businessman, as an engineer! An Oscar is awarded in the Active Volcano category. Let the spring of energy not dry up even for a moment, So that you can manage everything, So that your life can be fulfilled!

They receive an Oscar in the category “Growth to Match Your Intelligence.” Admiring, we are glad that your height matches your intelligence! So be high in soul, May a great takeoff await you! An Oscar is awarded in the Intellectual category. Your outlook helps you. Conduct a free conversation. As you know, it’s always interesting to be around people like that! This is our most intelligent employee, a polymath and an intellectual.

He is capable of solving the most difficult problems and deserved an Oscar in the “Reliable Shoulder” category. We often hear about such things, What can be done with them, even for reconnaissance! And if you yourself are a faithful friend, everyone around you is drawn to you! (

30 funny nominations for rewarding colleagues 1. The Courier is awarded in the “Traveler of the Year” category. 2. In the “Kinder Surprise” nomination, newcomers of the year are awarded. Give kinder surprises. 3. In the nomination There, Here, Back. Oh my God! How nice to be rewarded: people who left and returned to the company. Welcome back to your native land! 4. If you work hard and *** 8 hours a day, then over time you will become a boss and get the right to work 12 hours a day. In the “Career of the Year” category, the girl who became the head of the department a month ago is awarded. 5. In the nomination “trade union of responsible warehouse workers” the Deputy Head is awarded. warehouse for supporting your neighbor. 6. You cannot give everything to everyone, because there are many of them, but there is not enough of everything in the warehouse. But he copes with it. The warehouse manager is awarded in the “Dreaming” category. 7. The driver is awarded in the Mr. Mad Max - Terror of the Roads category. 8. A real driver should not count how many passers-by he hits on the road. The driver's job is to drive the car, not to be amused by statistics! In the category “The cat that walks by itself.” The driver is awarded. 9. In the Miss “Cinderella” category, the cleaning lady is awarded. 10. Dedicated to the employee, by the magic wave of whose hand any office equipment will “clog” into operation. In the “Master of Golden Pens” nomination, the system administrator is awarded. 11. It is from her that you can always find out what date, who did what in the company, why it is called that way and who named it. It is She who can endlessly tell tales from the history of the company. In the “Keeper of Traditions” category, the oldest employee is awarded. 12. Kings can do anything, kings can do anything. And sometimes they decide the fate of the whole earth. In the category “How difficult it is to be God” the director is awarded. 13. I amuse myself with my funny face. In the “Positive Attitude” category, the most cheerful and positive person in the company is awarded……….. 14. For a responsible attitude to the work routine: despite crazy traffic jams, global cataclysms, the fall in the dollar exchange rate and rising prices for gold and beer, he will appear in the right place place and at the right time. In the "Keeping Up with the Times" category the award goes... 15. The most attentive. Nothing and no one will be missed, everything will be noticed and recorded. In the nomination “And the scent is like a dog, and the eye is like an eagle” is awarded... 16. She will always share the last crust of bread with her neighbor, treat her to tea, offer a drink and not only coffee…………In the nomination “Self-assembled tablecloth” awarded... 17. She recently came to us. Quietly and calmly lives and works next to us. But how many ideas are stored in this head? She will definitely show herself to everyone. In the “Hidden Reserves” category she is awarded... 18. Brilliant carelessness and absent-mindedness. He is always and everywhere late, but always and everywhere on time, although he is never there! How does he do this? In the category “Unbearable Lightness of Being” it is awarded... 19. This is the calmest voice of the company, communication with it puts you in a state of peace. You want to communicate with him again and again. In the category "Mr./Miss Anti-Stress" is awarded... 20. This is the very, very... head of the company. This is our most intelligent employee. This is our smart girl, erudite and intellectual. She can solve the most difficult problems! In the category "Uma Chamber", our chief accountant is awarded. 21. In the nomination “Promised Land” the cashier is awarded - issuing salary. 22. He makes an enormous contribution to the work of our company, while remaining invisible. Our secretary is awarded in the X-Men category. 23. In the “He can do anything” category, the person who has accomplished short term a very complex and difficult task, the deadline for which is “yesterday” - an order that he is appointed general director December 20 from 19.00 to 23.00 and the key to the director’s office. 24. In the “busiest employee” category. Rewarded..............., a mask “against unnecessary questions.” 25. In the “family contract” category, the following are awarded: working families, we have a mother/daughter, a husband/wife. 26. In the category “I ran away from the drivers and ran away from the warehouse and the annoying manager, I’ll run away from you.” Rewarded..........................., for better overcoming of obstacles we give an invisibility cap. 27. In the nomination "Beauty of the Warehouse" is awarded... 28 In the nomination "champion in waste paper collection" is awarded...... the scientific and journalistic publication "FEDORINO GORE" and a fan to attract customers. (the most cluttered desktop) 29 . In the nomination "goddess of the office" she is awarded a divine tea set to match her image to the end. 30. At the end of the nominations, I have one last gift left - a medal, for which it is given, let it remain an intrigue, and we will choose the winner together.